Saturday, January 5, 2013

The Eye Worm

An inspired submission from a young monstrologist named Josh
The Eye-Worm is truly horrifying, I am impressed by Josh's ability to do scientific research in the face of such danger!



Thursday, December 6, 2012

Fellow monstrologists,

Friendly visitors from another website, Bookbug, wrote a very nice review of this blog, please check them out, they have some very nice information on their site, mostly about unscientific books, but quite worthwhile.
And I must let you know that there's a serious sale going on at amazon.com right now, lasting until the 24th of December.
My Robots is FIVE BUCKS! and The Field Guide to Monsters, paperback is TWO!
It's cheaper than what I pay with an author's discount so I actually ordered a bunch for myself.

A brochure from My Robots

Thursday, November 8, 2012

FREE MY ROBOTS!

Only hours left to win a FREE copy of MY ROBOTS!!
Enter the giveaway  below:


 
 


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Thursday, October 25, 2012

A robot eye?

Is this an eye from one of Regina Bonquers' creations? Maybe it's too small? It blinks, but has no signs of electronics...
It was found in a antique store in Paris this fall. Submitted by Olivia Williamson, Brooklyn.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

FREE MY ROBOTS?
GIVEAWAY AT GOODREADS
Five signed copies, enter to win!

Goodreads Book Giveaway

My Robots by Johan Olander

My Robots

by Johan Olander

Giveaway ends November 09, 2012.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
Enter to win

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Get it while it's fresh! Robots are released today!! It's on sale too, just ten bucks! Why not get all your kid-friends gifts for the next year in a large bulk order?
Get it here!

Here's an intriguing preview of a brochure found in the book.

Saturday, September 29, 2012


The robots are coming! The robots are coming!

My latest work of staggering importance and brilliance,
My Robots: The Robotic Genius of Lady Regina Bonquers III
will be available more or less worldwide October 9th 2012.
There will be a giveaway of five copies on Goodreads, click here to enter for a chance to win a signed copy! 
Or go here to preorder a copy.
 
Here's a sneak preview:
 
The Personal Porter and Transport Robot was introduced at about the same time as the wheeled suitcase and became obsolete almost immediately.
 
The impressive firefighting robot was one of Lady Bonquers' more successful creations.
 
 


Saturday, May 26, 2012

The cover page

This was the cover page and the original title for my Field Guide to Monsters whence it was merely an unsolicited query letter.

Monday, April 23, 2012

PS 9 BROOKLYN

A few pictures from my recent lecture at the famed academic institution PS9 in Brooklyn. Photos by the eminent Kirsten Cole

The first image is of me in front of the rapt audience.

The second shows me securing the perimeters of the lecture hall. There was a tense moment as my alien detector suddenly indicated the presence of something/someone extraterrestrial. It was a false positive.


Saturday, August 20, 2011

Unknown creature

Saw this near foot-end of my bed, no biting or scratching occurred, assume it is benevolent but I have not identified it yet.