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My Robots

by Johan Olander

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The robots are coming! The robots are coming!

My latest work of staggering importance and brilliance,

My Robots: The Robotic Genius of Lady Regina Bonquers III

will be available more or less worldwide October 9th 2012.

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The Personal Porter and Transport Robot was introduced at about the same time as the wheeled suitcase and became obsolete almost immediately.

 

The impressive firefighting robot was one of Lady Bonquers' more successful creations.

 

 



The cover page

This was the cover page and the original title for my Field Guide to Monsters whence it was merely an unsolicited query letter.

PS 9 BROOKLYN

A few pictures from my recent lecture at the famed academic institution PS9 in Brooklyn. Photos by the eminent Kirsten Cole

The first image is of me in front of the rapt audience.

The second shows me securing the perimeters of the lecture hall. There was a tense moment as my alien detector suddenly indicated the presence of something/someone extraterrestrial. It was a false positive.

Unknown creature

Saw this near foot-end of my bed, no biting or scratching occurred, assume it is benevolent but I have not identified it yet.

A Sighting!

Man-eating Aliens Need Strong Teeth

For some reason Finnish dentists have taken a strong interest in the dental hygiene of monsters and aliens. In this issue of Kultahammas they asked me to discuss the obvious need for very strong teeth for a creature such as the Duomaw, that east humans whole.
On a different note, I received this intriguing field study of a dangeruous beast called the Mandblob from Dr Ben, a very young but gifted monstrologist .

And I recently had the pleasure of holding my lecture on monsters and aliens for the third graders of P.S. 321 in Brooklyn. Following my extremely successful lecture the student have taken up the mantle of monstrology and are running with it. I have received two thick packages of new studies of beasts never before seen! This is the cover of the last package i received.


And last but absolutely not least, the short movie "Alien Feces" is now streaming on youtube. It is the creation of the extremely talented Maya Garner, 14 years old. The events in this movie are dramatized, but could very well have been real! Enjoy.

Tooth Decay an Issue With Some Monsters

As a monstrologist my expertise is called upon from many different walks of life, for instance, I helped write a fascinating article about monstrous dental hygiene in the Finnish "dental" magazine "Kultahammas". The whole magazine can be found here but the image above is the spread where the story appeared, I'm afraid it's only available in Finnish but the gist of it is that some monsters suffer from tooth decay and poor dental hygiene.

Here are some images from a recent lecture I held to a group of apt students in Brooklyn.
They were taken by the eminent photograper Bradford Hamilton

NEW ALIEN!

This magnificent new discovery was made by a young, 10, but very, very talented monstrologist in Fredericksburg, VA, by the name of Cole.


This is what he wrote about the discovery:

"I saw it when me and my mom went to the Blue Ridge Mountains camping, I woke to a crunching noise, so I grabbed the flashlight and got out of the tent and and I flipped out when I saw a Tangle Fang eating a deer carcass!!! He jumped in his spaceship when I blinded him with my flashlight! "

This was the space ship:

Thank you Cole and Pamela (his mom)! Keep up the good work!