Saturday, May 19, 2007

No news is boring

There was no new reports of monsters at all today.

I continue to do some research on what I think I is a Couch Cruncher. So far I have not actually seen this creature but I will report it here as soon as I do.
I will have a stake-out at my friend Benny's house in Queens late next week.
He fell asleep in his couch last weekend and had mysterious scratches around his rather plump waistline. He also says he loses lots of stuff between the pillows.
I know that he eats all his meals in his couch and there is a good chance that he drops enough stuff to feed a whole family of Couch Crunchers. He's really quite a slob.

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