Benny is a bum

Well, my fascinating and exciting encounter with the Couch Cruncher is still vividly in my mind, but Benny...Now he is being all questioning about the whole affair. Granted he was asleep during initial contact but I thought he got a good look at the baby we found in the nest. He now claims that it "could have been anything". Like what? Another type of monster? A triangular rat? what about the nest!
He is like so many other adults just not open-minded enough to accept that monsters are all among us.

I'm continuing to ask around and look for other images or tales of Couch Crunchers, If anybody knows of anything please send me an e-mail. olander.j@gmail.com