Wednesday, August 22, 2007

A Stench to Remember

The time we spent in Denmark was frightening. I still have not made a a clear definition of the monster we encountered.
Dr Hasbien want to call it the Sugarsucker because of it's hunger for sweets. I think that name trivializes the horror of this beast.
After weeks in hiding in the garden of the family affected we we're able to observe this monster only briefly. I claim that it must be a monster with intradimensional abilities. I.e. it can "skip" between dimensions, but Dr Hasbien believes it is just semi-translucent and therefore easily camouflaged.
Drawing this beast is nearly impossible and I will post a composite of my field drawings as I get it ready.

As I said in the previous post the most significant sign of this beast was an incredible stench. The most vile odour you can imagine preceded every sighting and I wish there was a way to transmit this smell because in this case it would be a much better identifier than a drawing.
Imagine rotting garbage, combine it with ammonia, and cologne-covered-B.O. and poop.
That is the best I can describe the smell.
It was truly revolting.

2 comments:

Joan said...

How do the Scandinavian monsters stand up to the NY monsters?
I think the weather monsters are out and about now. ( We had a tornado in Brooklyn when you were away!) Joan

white stupid said...

der mr monstologist,
I think i saw a sockdrawer critter sneaking into my panthose drawer. Ya think it's possible? i think panty hose is made of nylon. ya think socks have nylon in them too. is that their diet or do they just wanna keep warm? I find pantyhose don't really keep yer legs very warm... This whole new way of thinking makes my head hurt. If yer head doesn't hurt then keep up the good work.
xx,ws